Cursive!

Ah yes cursive, another increasingly lost art form. I know cursive like the back of my hand. It was the front of my hand that i occasionally used to cheat on tests on cursive with. Wait you can’t end a sentence with “with”. Hah, i did it again! Anyway, let’s do a rewrite that will make my mom and grammar police everywhere proud. Here goes: It was utilizing the palm of my hand with which I occasionally cheated on cursive tests. Wow, I did it!  You get a car, you get a car, you get a car! We all get cars! Wasn’t Oprah the best?! But sorry as a legal disclaimer, you do not indeed get a car. Rather you will get a Prestigious School t shirt. Yes you will. Click that Buy Now button. You know you need this because it will elevate your cool to untold levels and will help you spread love and joy and humor throughout the world. Jeez Dave, it’s just a t-shirt.