The Original

The original that put us on the map. What map you say? It was a map that had ancient tribes, no real borders, just tribes of people that kinda ended up in a certain area and decided to call it their own. Do we have said map? No, but perhaps we’ll have it made and include it in a future shipment of Prestigious School “hype gear” just so you’re extra stoked on us. Yes, I’m stealing the notion of being stoked on us from the incomparable  Eric Cartman. Is he not just the best?! That was the episode where posted a picture of himself to social media thinking he looked ripped and thought people would be stoked on him and instead they made fun of him and then PC Principal forced Butters to weed through all of the negative feedback to his posts. Hilarious episode. If I had a dream job, working for South Park would be up there. What’s your dream job? Oh wait, I’m not actually talking to another person. I can’t hear you and you’ve probably stopped reading this long ago. Man, this is humbling work.